I stalked her facebook profile
"Liked" her status updates
Hanged on her every word
Her thoughts my noose
Drooled all over her pictures
Retweeted her tweets
DM'ed compliments
To get her attention
Tagged her on my posts
Mentioned her on my tweets
Ran into her at the shops
The other day
We looked straight at each other
She leaned forward to embrace
I opened my arms
In shock
She pulled back
And was like
"Sorry man,
Can you pass me
The 2litre coke behind you"
Cleared my throat
And passed
Realising she doesn't know me
I went to buy bread
But came back
With a broken heart
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